pro re nata the circumstance arises

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I swear to dog, if people keep telling me how many days there are until Christmas, I might punch someone in the fucking neck.

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So many people I know in this restaurant right now. Seems like someone from different stages of my life at every table. I’m starting to wonder if this a surprise intervention.

Or did I die?

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So, my younger brother just became a grandfather - i have a few words about this. FUCK. THAT. SHIT.

I’m in no kind of hurry to be a grandfather.